Thursday, September 4, 2008

The true story of the tortoise and the hare....





Now most people believe the tortoise won the race because the hare fell asleep....In reality, the tortoise won because Emily hit the hare with her mom's car, and it somehow ended up stuck in the grill....for a week...you can imagine the smell...



This next segment is your very own "manual" if you will, on how to remove a dead animal from the grill of your car, warning, viewer discretion advised!!

Step 1 Due to the fact that it probably smells horrendous, seek to avoid physical contact with the animal by going to your local car wash, and trying to remove it with the power sprayer.....if all this does is shoot all the hair off the animal(as shown in picture above) continue to step 2


Step 2 Grab a pair of pliers from your soon to be father-in-law's toolbox, grab animal firmly by the face, pull hard, and try to avoid dry-heaving...as demonstrated in diagrams below


































Once you have successfully removed animal from vehicle, use pliers to set animal in a plastic wal-mart bag, and dump it in the nearest dumpster, then run....very fast...






This brings us to our last step....step 4 This may be the most important step of all....be sure to buy a very powerful air freshener take wrapper completely off, and rub it all over the car. And remember not to cry, it could be worse. You could have hit a yellow pole!!!!

4 nice thoughts:

colterhaycock said...

Wow guys... that was great! You made our night. Whoever wrote that did a good job. I will know exactly what to do the next time I run over a rabbit. hahaha - Man! Why the crap do you have to live in freaking Hawaii! I want to be able to hang out you freaking jerks!

Ian said...

So Emily hit a rabbit with her mom's car. What did Alex hit? No photos of that one eh? I guess stationary poles aren't too photogenic.

Crystal said...

hahaha Okay that is SO funny! Who wrote that? Alex, if you did, and Mrs. Burr saw it, she would reward you with a box of Boo Berry Cereal for sure!! haha Do you remember that? Sorry that I am your blog stalker guys!! It looks great though!

Vogels said...

Sorry I am still looking at your blog I promise I havnt been on here for hours. THIS post is hilarious!! soooo funny...poor rabbit but so funny o and gross