The true story of the tortoise and the hare....

Now most people believe the tortoise won the race because the hare fell asleep....In reality, the tortoise won because Emily hit the hare with her mom's car, and it somehow ended up stuck in the grill....for a week...you can imagine the smell...



This next segment is your very own "manual" if you will, on how to remove a dead animal from the grill of your car, warning, viewer discretion advised!!

Step 1 Due to the fact that it probably smells horrendous, seek to avoid physical contact with the animal by going to your local car wash, and trying to remove it with the power sprayer.....if all this does is shoot all the hair off the animal(as shown in picture above) continue to step 2


Step 2 Grab a pair of pliers from your soon to be father-in-law's toolbox, grab animal firmly by the face, pull hard, and try to avoid dry-heaving...as demonstrated in diagrams below

Once you have successfully removed animal from vehicle, use pliers to set animal in a plastic wal-mart bag, and dump it in the nearest dumpster, then run....very fast...





This brings us to our last step....step 4 This may be the most important step of all....be sure to buy a very powerful air freshener take wrapper completely off, and rub it all over the car. And remember not to cry, it could be worse. You could have hit a yellow pole!!!!